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Lovers of Walt Disney World are generally a happy group of individuals.
They spend much of their day dreaming about being in the Magic Kingdom, meeting all the characters, indulging in all the awesome food and riding all the fun attractions.
But others, those unfortunate non-believers, just don’t understand what it’s like to be a lover of the house of mouse.
They think it’s just ridiculous for a fully grown adult to spend their time thinking about fibreglass castles, people dressed up in stupid costumes and kiddie coasters.
The life of a Walt Disney World fan is difficult when all of your friends just don’t get it.
For many, Walt Disney World is simply somewhere that you take your kids for spring break. An expensive vacation to please your children, not your number one holiday destination.
It is this kind of foolish balderdash that can turn any Walt Disney World fan from a peace loving princess into an angry fire-breathing dragon.
If you want to keep the Disney Geek in your life sane, here are ten things that probably shouldn’t say to them…
10. Is It Disneyland Florida You Are Going To?
It’s called Walt Disney World. You might want to check your facts.
9. It’s Just For Kids
Sorry, I didn’t catch that, I was too busy drinking my Grey Goose Slush from Epcot.
8. Why Don’t You Go Somewhere Else
Because this is the most magical place on Earth.
7. A Day Is Plenty Of Time To See All Four Parks
Are you out of your mind?
6. All You Can Eat There Is Burgers
You clearly haven’t been to Le’Cellier.
5. I’ve Been To The Paris One, They’re All The Same
You know nothing.
4. It’s Not Worth The Money
I’d live on baked beans if it meant I could go on Pirates of the Caribbean.
3. It’s Madness, Queuing To Meet A Grown Man In A Mouse Costume
I have no time for non-believers.
2. We’ve Been To Firework Displays At Home, They’re All The Same
You were saying?
1. It’s Just A Theme Park
Do not talk to me ever again.
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